I didn't make this up, but apparently there's a correlation between Election 2000 and the tracks of Charley, Frances and Ivan. And, who knows, maybe Jeanne. Not that it's any consolation living in a Gore county that just got "brushed" by Frances... and, who knows, maybe Jeanne.
Maybe.
And with that....

Hi Grant,
Hang in there! Surely there can't be another one after Jeanne, can there!? You could always come to LA for a while!
Love,
Amy